About

Spencer Obsitnik (born Speezy F Baby, November 17, 1995) is an Oscar nominated child of four. After inventing Facebook and winning “Least Likely to Hyperbolize” in a grade school he did not attend, he rode 1000 miles on camelback to diffuse forgotten landmines. An Ashkenazi Jew by trade, and an Olympic surfer by birthright, he now lays dormant on his vast collections of beanie babies, oxford commas, and Cheerio’s Year 2000 pennies, where he wishes to be disturbed only by the Obamas.

You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not.

    - Michael Scott
        - Spencer Obsitnik

Real Stats:

• Georgia Tech Computer Science grad 2019
• Virtual reality and Solidity developer
• Game design guru
• Aggressive problem-solver
• Emerging technology hacker
• Not convinced yet? See my resume here